Pineapple Pete
Simpson Bay's most reliable all-rounder with something for every appetite
Why Go
Pineapple Pete has been a Simpson Bay fixture for so long that it's practically a landmark. Located on Welfare Road in the middle of the Dutch side's restaurant row, it draws a mix of tourists, expats, and locals who appreciate a restaurant that does many things well. The menu is massive, the portions are generous, and the atmosphere manages to be both lively and welcoming. When you can't agree on where to eat, everyone can agree on Pineapple Pete.
The Experience
The restaurant is bigger than it looks from the street, with indoor and outdoor seating spread across a colorful, tropical-themed space. There's usually something happening — live music, sports on the screens, or just the natural buzz of a popular place on a busy night. It's the kind of restaurant where families, couples, and groups all feel comfortable. Service is experienced and efficient even when the place is packed, which happens often during high season.
What to Try
The menu covers an impressive range — steaks, seafood, ribs, pasta, burgers, and Caribbean dishes. Rather than being a jack-of-all-trades-master-of-none, Pineapple Pete executes each category competently. The ribs and fresh fish are reliable staples. Check the daily specials board, which often has creative additions that go beyond the printed menu. The bar makes solid cocktails and has a good beer selection.
Insider Tip
The outdoor patio near the back is quieter than the front section and better for conversation. If you're visiting on a night with live entertainment, arrive by 7 PM to get a table with a good sightline. The lunch menu offers many of the same dishes at lower prices, which makes it a smart option if you're watching your budget.
The Practical Stuff
Located at 56 Welfare Road in Simpson Bay. Open for lunch and dinner — check locally for current hours. Parking along Welfare Road and in the adjacent lot. They accept credit cards and US dollars. No reservations required for small parties, but larger groups should call ahead, especially in season.
Pair It With
- Rhino Mini-Speed Boat Snorkeling Tours SXM Guide — Book a morning snorkel adventure from nearby, then refuel at Pineapple Pete
- Discover Paradise Guide — Pair an island tour with dinner at this Simpson Bay institution
- Karakter Beach Bar Guide — Beach day at Karakter, dinner night at Pineapple Pete — classic combo